Pulmonary Archery

YAAAASSS. Those friday RDO feels. I probably spent more than I should of in this order, but my excuse is that the new house I’m moving into can’t have chemicals down the drains due to the drainage etc. So cue massive lush order. As if I needed an excuse anyway #treatyoself also note the late gift certificate for my mums birthday.  Sorry mum. #lush #bathbomb #livingforit

YAAAASSS. Those friday RDO feels. I probably spent more than I should of in this order, but my excuse is that the new house I’m moving into can’t have chemicals down the drains due to the drainage etc. So cue massive lush order. As if I needed an excuse anyway #treatyoself also note the late gift certificate for my mums birthday. Sorry mum. #lush #bathbomb #livingforit

prokopetz:

theconcealedweapon:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

What you see here is the classic self depreciating “nice guy” how dare a woman and her friends dress up all nice and go out to have fun with their friends without giving you, a complete stranger, any play. How dare women dress up and have a good time for themselves and not dress up and slink around for your enjoyment. “Its to feel fucking superior” Well I know its surprising, but chicks don’t always go out clubbing in the hopes of getting sexual action. Maybe they are not attracted to the opposite sex? But that doesn’t matter to you because you think that if you go up to a woman and ask her to dance like “a gentleman” then she is required to grind on you like there is no tomorrow. 

valid reasons for a woman to dress up and go out but reject you:

1. She already has a partner, and just wants to have fun with her friends.

2. She just broke up with her partner and doesn’t want to meet anyone right now.

3. She’s lesbian, asexual, or otherwise not attracted to men.

4. She enjoys fucking random strangers, but not you.

5. She enjoys meeting new people, but you’re a total creep.

6. Literally anything else.

Plus, just think about the reasoning on display in that image. The fact that she spent a lot of money on her outfit and makeup establishes that she owes you something? That’s like arguing that an artist ought to pay you because you looked at her work. It’s Bizarro World logic. I’m not being hyperbolic there; that is literally how logic works on Bizarro World.

(via deathforpresident)

Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life

(via outsidethedreamcatcher)

mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

(via stavistavistavi)

batter-sempai:

thetrailmixteapot:

ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE

Q

Oh my gosh, that explains why some dogs put their head to one side when you talk to them. They’re not confused, they’re trying to listen to us better. Awww.

batter-sempai:

thetrailmixteapot:

ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE

Q

Oh my gosh, that explains why some dogs put their head to one side when you talk to them. They’re not confused, they’re trying to listen to us better. Awww.

(via stavistavistavi)

rexuality:

me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina:  ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡° )

(via everlastingpudding)

How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except your brain?

Ruby Wax 

I just can’t even deal with the accuracy of this post. Physically ill: aw no poor you take as much time as you need. Mentally ill: get over it.

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(Source: r-ed-iscover-peace, via everlastingpudding)